Roast. Fix. Get hired.

Brutally honest.Helpfully better.

Drop in your resume. Get a savage AI roast, then the exact fixes that make recruiters stop skimming and start calling.

Free first roastPrivate by defaultNo coaching call

Your resume.pdf

AI analysis complete

Roasted

The verdict

All sizzle.
No steak.

You claim impact, but the proof is hiding somewhere between “results-driven” and “team player.”

Fix first

Turn responsibilities into measurable wins.

“Managed campaigns” becomes “Launched 12 campaigns that raised qualified leads 34%.”

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Weak claims

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ATS gaps

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Quick wins

Savage feedback. Serious upside.

No motivational fluff

Your fastest route to a better resume.

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Upload it

Drop in a PDF or DOCX. We scan the whole thing, not just the headline.

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Feel the heat

Get a sharp verdict on what’s weak, vague, missing, or quietly costing you interviews.

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Make it better

Use prioritized fixes to rewrite stronger, clearer, recruiter-ready bullets.

A roast with receipts

Funny enough to share. Useful enough to keep.

CV Heat points to the exact lines dragging your resume down, then gives you a concrete move to pull it back up. No generic “be more concise” nonsense.

Built for the skim.

Find the buried proof, stale language, and missing keywords before a hiring manager does.

Private by default.

Your roast is yours. Sharing is optional, and your resume never needs to become content.

Then go serious when you're ready.

Unlock deeper ATS guidance, polished rewrites, and application-ready cover letters when a roast isn't enough.

What changes first

Every burn comes with a better move.

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Lead with outcomes, not responsibilities.

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Replace filler phrases with proof.

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Match the language recruiters search for.

Straight answers

No smoke. No mirrors.

Your next application deserves better

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